The Briefcase & the Miniskirt :
😜Tokyo, Japan
A Man was walking past a Young Girl,
When a jagged edge of his Briefcase
accidentally tore Her Mini Skirt.
Before the Man could apologize,
The girl bowed Deeply, & said,
“I humbly apologize for this error.
The quality of my Skirt is not good.”
Then she took out a Pin,
Put the Skirt back together and left.
😜New York, USA
Before the Man could react,
The Woman pulled out a Business card & Gave it to Him saying,
“This is My Lawyer’s Card.
He will contact You about
This Sexual Harassment matter.
See You in court, Buddy!”
😜London, England
Before the Man could react,
The Girl quickly covered the Torn spot
With a Newspaper, & said
With a blush on Her face,
“Do you mind taking Me home, Sir?
I live not far away.” The Englishman
Took His jacket off, put it on Her,
Called a cab and took Her home safely.
😜Paris, France
Before the Man could react,
The Girl murmured with a Smile,
“A Red rose can best convey
Your apology, Monsieur.”
The Frenchman bought Her a Rose,
& then They went to a nearby Cafe,
Drank some Wine.
😜Sydney, Australia
Before the Man could Apologize,
The Girl turned around,
Took out a Hunting knife,
Ripped the side of His Trousers & said;
“OK, now We’re even, Mate"
😜Shanghai, China
Before the Man could say anything,
The Police came and took Him
Away to Labour camp
😜😜New Delhi, India
Before the Man could Apologize,
10 TV anchors came yelling,
“We are the First TV channel
To bring You this outrageous event.
This is Exclusive.
How the Modesty of a Poor Girl
Was violated in open Public
By a dark Soul with a black Briefcase.
We assure You, We shall track
This Sordid story to the very end.
India wants to know !
The Nation is Watching !
The PM must answer !”....
By
K. Jagadeesh
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